Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Obama

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

i dont like chris

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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