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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

A baby gets hit by a bus.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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a man walks into a prostitute.

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

A baby gets hit by a bus.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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