- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

canaan and mallory

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

Spotto

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Samantha

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

matty russel are you on here

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