Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

I was born.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

once upon a time there was a boy

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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