why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

canaan and mallory

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Spotto

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

vbh

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

a man walks into a prostitute.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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