- Anti Joke

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

A baby gets hit by a bus.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

a man walks into a prostitute.

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car