- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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