Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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2 women were sitting quietly

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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Spell: “This word”

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Knock, knock. *answers door*

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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