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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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