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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

whats black? a black man

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Alex Eggbert

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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