what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What do you say when the cheese isn't yours? The cheese does not belong to me.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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