Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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meme

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Strawberries!

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Girls

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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