Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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ass in my face ? no

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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