javascript:alert("your own");

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want a balloon? yeah

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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That's not what she said.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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