Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

i dont like attention whores lol

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

Colby is gay.... thats it

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Unnnnnnnn

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

Ju... Just why?

What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

You know what sucks? Yes.

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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