How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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Bake until golden at 375

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What goes up a smokestack instead of down? Murdered Jews, when they get cremated.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a hemophiliac? A bleeding ass!

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Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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