whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Why does life suck? Because it does

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

I had my period 3 days ago.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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