Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

whats your name? bumder:)

How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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