what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Women's Rights.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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I pooped my pants

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Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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