- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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