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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Woman's Rights

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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