- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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