Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

My life :(

Whats white and sticky fluff

The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

Butt Sex.

Membean

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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