"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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