Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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