- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

a fish swimming in the water swims

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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