- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

That's not what she said.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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