- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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