Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Anti Joke

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