A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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So. The gays. ...

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Knock knock. Death.

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The Holocaust.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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