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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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