- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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