What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Roey Jegen

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mark is mark

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matty russel are you on here

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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YES! EXACTLY!

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What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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