- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

A women president

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

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