- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

So. The gays. ...

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A woman leaves the kitchen.

womens rights to vote

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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