You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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George Bush.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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