P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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You're tall.

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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Your mama's so fat.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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knock knock whos there open the door and find out

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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