Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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