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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

what's brown and sticky? A stick

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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