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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens