Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

I dont know, are you a tomato?

What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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