How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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NAACP

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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