- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There's a car about to hit me.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??