Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

Obama

Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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