- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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