What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

What is long and black The unemployment line

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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