Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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girls lacrosse

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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