What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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my shift key is broken1

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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