once upon a time there was a boy

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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my shift key is broken1

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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A poor woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into the nearby river when taking a particularly forceful swipe at the tree he was cutting. He felt so dejected he wept. Then, the goddess of the river appeared. "What ails thee, my dear man?" she asked. "My axe -- it fell in the river!" stuttered the weeping woodcutter. "Do not worryI am the goddess of this river, and will find your axe!" said the River Goddess and dived into the river. After waiting eagerly for several minutes, the woodcutter was resigned to the fact that he had imagined the River Goddess.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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