- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

im black

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Whats better than 24? 25.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

An atheist walks into a church

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