- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

its snowing on mount fuji

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

What did the famed say when he lost his tractor I lost my tractor!!!!

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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