I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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I am a nigger.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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This one sucks!

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Wheelchair high jump

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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