Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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