Wanna hear a joke? No.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

The Holocaust.

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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