What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Women's rights.

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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