Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Jimmy Saville

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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A young baby died.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

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A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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