- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

just sit down and dont be a Jew

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

my name is Jacob sartorious

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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