- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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