What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

lol a man is drowning

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

Lets go Yankees

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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