Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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