Where do you live? In a house

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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