Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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A little boy and a pedafile are walking through the forest at night. The little boy says "I'm scared." The pedafile says "You're scared? I have to walk home alone."

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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you and your family will die tonight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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