What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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