Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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