- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

How did the girl die? 25.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

This sentence is false.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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