- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

my whole life!

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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