- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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whats 2+2? 4

My butt!!!!!!!!

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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