What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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Knock knock Come in

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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http://richardfigures.com/

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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Penis.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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