A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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