- Anti Joke

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.